Wow, I had no idea you were such a good listener.
Also one of my favorite parts.
How October Jones Passes Time on the Train
Related: Subway Snapchat Art
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??
*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?
*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”
*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started
*frustrated groan* But I didn’t NEED a hell yeah during the break
an artist is stranded on a desert island alone and decides to pass the time by drawing. less that a minute after they take out a sketchbook, one lone person washes up on the island and desperately says “oh my god you can draw can you draw me”
- Pittacus Lore, I Am Number Four (via perfect)
There are two types of writing problems:
Constipation of the mind: you have something, but you can’t put it in words. Kinda like when you need to shit, and you know you have a shit, but you can’t.
Diarrhea: you just spray a ton of shit in words on your paper but it isn’t solid.